jblak Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Q; Whats the difference between Australian girls and Iranian girls A; Australian girls get stoned before they have sex A catholic priest wakes up in hospital on a trolley bed being pushed through the wards after having a heart attack, " Am I in Heaven he asks". "No said the nurse, we're just taking a short cut through the children's ward." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why? It's because she smells like a new truck. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 A man and woman, who are both married to other people, find themselves forced to share a hotel room for a night. They feel weird at first, but they both fall asleep in their separate beds. After a few hours of sleeping, the man wakes the woman up and asks her, " Could you grab me another blanket from the closet? I'm really cold." The woman responds, " Or we could just pretend to be married for the night? " The man replies, " That would be amazing." The woman smiles and says, " Okay. Get your own fucking blanket! " 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsme Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 The night before a dentist appointment, a man performs cunnilingus on his girlfriend. The next morning, worried about the dentist smelling his foul breath, he brushes his teeth three times and rinses with mouthwash twice. After arriving for his appointment, the dentist begins checking his teeth and immediately says, “You ate out your girlfriend last night, didn’t you?” The man, completely astonished, exclaims, “How can you tell? I took extra precautions to make sure my breath smelled great, I even brushed my teeth three times and rinsed with mouthwash twice. Is the smell really still there?” The dentist replies, “Well, your breath smells fine. But your forehead smells like ass.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblak Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 The producers of "Survivor" have asked Yoko Ono to star in the next series. They reckon she will do very well seeing she has been living off one dead beatle for the last 40 yrs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Why does the Royal Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships? So, when the ships come back into port they can Scandinavian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You cannot wash your hands in a buffalo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Dave 27 said: What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You cannot wash your hands in a buffalo! OK, call me dense, but I don't get it. How do you wash your hands in a bison? 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 hours ago, letsdothis said: OK, call me dense, but I don't get it. How do you wash your hands in a bison? 😕 Hi confused Let's,Not knowing whereabouts you live I thought this might cause a problem for a few.Ok here we go,using a little change of accent Bison can become basin,get it.Now if I was any good with I.T. I would be able to add an appropriate picture or emoji.It really bugs me that I can't.Any help will be greatly received.👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Dave 27 said: Hi confused Let's,Not knowing whereabouts you live I thought this might cause a problem for a few.Ok here we go,using a little change of accent Bison can become basin,get it.Now if I was any good with I.T. I would be able to add an appropriate picture or emoji.It really bugs me that I can't.Any help will be greatly received.👍 And, I can just hear that Scottish accent making it sound like an "a" instead of an "i". 😊👍 Thanks. I think I can help you with posting media, but it will have to be later in the afternoon. Must sleep now. I sleep during the day. I'm in the Eastern time zone in the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Dave 27 said: Hi confused Let's,Not knowing whereabouts you live I thought this might cause a problem for a few.Ok here we go,using a little change of accent Bison can become basin,get it.Now if I was any good with I.T. I would be able to add an appropriate picture or emoji.It really bugs me that I can't.Any help will be greatly received.👍 Where are you looking to Post Pictures at. Each Part of the Forum has different determinations as to Posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 It reads like he wants to apply an emoji of some sorts in his posts other than the standard set used in the forum software. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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