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As you probably know the guards at Buckingham Palace are not supposed to move a muscle.

One day one of the guards moved just a bit. The sergeant rushed over and said "George, did I see you flinch?" George replied "Yes sir. You see there was a squirrel in the tree. He ran down the tree across theย road then straight up me pants leg." "I see George" replied the sergeant. "Is that why you flinched?" George replied "No sir. There was another squirrel. He, too, came down the tree across the road and up me leg. So I had two squirrels resting in me crotch." The sergeant thought for aย moment then said "And that's what made you flinch?" "No sir" said George. "It was when I heard one say, 'Let's have one nut now and save the other for winter.'"

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