Great Australian Jokes

[Robwin]

12 minutes ago, Slender Man said:

The builder replies, "Don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying the turf out front." 

Didn't know they were related to the Irish as well 😂👍

[Slender Man]

34 minutes ago, Robwin said:

Didn't know they were related to the Irish as well 😂👍

By the sound of it they are just as bad. LOL

[Aussie_oi_oi]

Bruce was on a trip to the big smoke and was enjoying a beer in a bar in Kings Cross.
It must have been his lucky day as he managed to attract a spectacularly sexy young backpacker sheila. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his motel room and, after some small talk, he rooted her senseless. Bruce had read in a magazine at the dentist that nowadays sheilas were also supposed to reach an orgasm so after a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Bruce jumped back on her and the rooting resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were many screams of passion.
When the action finally ends and, again, Bruce smiled and asked, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Bruce jumps the sheila yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Bruce falls onto his back, gasping for air. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish now?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful sheila whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian".

[Aussie_oi_oi]