Alexandria Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 A plucky young lady from Crewe Remarked as the Vicar withdrew, The Bishop was quicker And slicker and thicker, And two inches longer than you. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry. I had to act quick To cool down my dick, So I stuck it in my McFlurry. There once was a man named Frazini, Who spilt some gin on his weenie. Not being uncouth He added vermouth, And slipped his gf a Martini. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alexandria Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, you've a tight one. She replied, "Oh my soul, Your in the wrong hole. There's plenty room in the right one!" 😁 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 A lady once triplets begat, Named Nat, Pat and Tat. Though it was fun breeding, The trouble was feeding, Cause there just was no tit for Tat. 😀 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 There was a young lady in France, Who hopped on a bus in a trance. Three passengers fucked her, Besides the conductor, And the driver shot twice in his pants. 😀 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 There was a man from Lachine Who invented the wack-off machine On the 49th stroke, the fucking thing broke and mashed his balls into cream 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 There was a young man from Bombay, Who shagged 20 chickens a day. He wouldn't stop fucking, Till they started clucking. Then he'd eat the eggs that they lay. There was an old man from Harrow, Who tried to have sex with a sparrow. The sparrow said, "No, you can't have a go. As the hole in my ass is too narrow. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 There was a young man from Newcastle, Who could wrap himself up like a parcel, And in that position, he did a rendition. Of God Save the Queen through his arsehole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 There was a baker from South Carolina, Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina. The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze. And her screams they would rattle the China. 😁 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 There was a young man called Bruno, Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know, Sheep are just fine, and woman divine. But, Llamas are numero uno!" 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 A woman is a creature truly devine She blooms every month and bear's every nine The only creature this side of hell That's gets goodies from the nut's without breaking the shell 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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