van the man Posted March 17, 2014 Author Posted March 17, 2014 I hardly ever mix with any women these days!!!! Women just can't be truly funny. They tell jokes and manage to make the funny ones unfunny!!! Men invented the pub and sport to be able to get away from their women!!!!
Guest Squirrel Posted March 18, 2014 Posted March 18, 2014 And I don't want to hear some mother fucker tell me this belongs in the Juke Box thread. I cut my own path through life! Are you suggesting that Old Dude's even fucking KNOW how to stay on topic? I mean, that's the whole idea of Old Dudes! So to get us all back safely on topic and back to the old folks home, I will now suggest we slither on back while honoring our favorite young RLC women with this simple Old Dude's theme song:
Guest Squirrel Posted March 18, 2014 Posted March 18, 2014 Oops. TBG just PM'ed me. I guess I got confused...here's the theme song. I think it's on topic. What's the topic? (PS: Women who can't share laughter can't share life; they're dead inside. And that's true for us all.)
Guest Squirrel Posted March 18, 2014 Posted March 18, 2014 Always love a good story, Woodie. Thanks. In retrospect, it's actually fucking hilarious, too. Put the assholes in their place. Well done! Keep them stories rolling!
woodworker Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Thanks guys. This is for you, as I lift my glass high to you. Salute.
Guest Squirrel Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Woody: I suggest you put a copyright symbol on your postings from now on, then gather them together in a book and publish it. And I'm serious.
Guest Squirrel Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Keep rolling. Hell, I'll edit the damn thing for free.
Dth Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 I have learned a lot from the internet the most impotent for me was to say what I feel so if you feel the need to write then write. The people that do not like read what you wrote can just skip it, The ones that like to read your words will read. There are more readers on here then posters so you might have a lot of readers and never know it. As for the flamers just for get about them. Words can not hurt. I have listen to a lot of words over the years in person and on the net and I'm still alive so if you would like to post about your past then please do. Sorry for the long post but what you said reminded me of an line in an old song. "But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself" Read more: Rick Nelson - Garden Party Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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