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  1. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.

     

    You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication. 

     

    You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning. 

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  2. 9 minutes ago, JeannieP said:

    People have varying opinions regarding Leora, but there is no denying she has a good eye for underwear and lingerie and how to use it best to display her body.

    I myself on occasions like to wear stockings and suspenders as does my partner ( female not male haha ) we find them quite sexy, so you can imagine my delight seeing what she was wearing tonight.

    There is a happy household here tonight.

    My imagination is away again. 😉

  3. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 

     

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. 

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  4. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

     

    Top 3 situations that require witnesses. 1) Crimes. 2) Accidents. 3) Marriages. Need I say more?

     

    Any married man should forget his mistakes. No use in two people remembering the same thing.

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  5. 29 minutes ago, Noldus said:

    In the next couple of days we will have some round dates

    Today:            Sara 191 days

    28. February: Nadia 290 days

    29. February: B7 and Nelly & Bogdan 660 days 
                           Wolf 170 days
                           Octavia 150 days
                           Karma 125 days
                           Daytona 100 days

    1. March:        Amalia & Mati 150 days
    3. March:       Massimo 100 days

     

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