Jonno
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I'm not saying she's dirty. But she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun.
Seen more Bellends than weekends.
Got a face like a painters radio. 🤣
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8 minutes ago, Noldus said:
No, but I was late to the party 🙂
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On phone to dickhead again.
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That must have been quick. 🤣
1-0 Liverpool this time.
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Getting Mr. Pink ready.
Pinky out and insterted.
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I'm not saying she's easy. But she's been laid on more kitchen floors than lino.
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat. But when she hung out her panties to dry. We lost an hour of daylight.
I'm not saying my friends mum is fat. But I swerved to miss her and ran out of fuel.
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8 minutes ago, NoOneSpecial said:
Theory... she was listening to what was going on in Octavia's room, planning to hear them having sex. She wasn't startled, she realized nothing was going to happen over there and she was giving them the middle finger for it, ruining her plan.
Could well be. That would have been
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I'm not saying she's ugly. But would rather pleasure myself with a cheese grater.
I'm not saying she's ugly. But if I had to list the top 5 ugliest people. She'd be 1-3.
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5 minutes ago, thinga69 said:
Looks like she found Radi's Hand Book.
She's got that in her. Just hopefully not as obvious. Got Leora for that. 🤣
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Tonya dancing in the hall. She feeling OK. 🤣
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Nice pussy Brooke. Showing potential.
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As long as they don't do it in sight RLC won't give a fuck. Some of the so-called best moments were probably drug fuelled. No matter what you anti drugs think.
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They garage walls have seen some entertaining stuff I'm sure. Lucky them.
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2 minutes ago, NoOneSpecial said:
Her 20s are almost over, she's trying to live them to the fullest before she hits 30 and needs to start thinking of starting a family if she wants one.
30 is fuck all. People are starting families older these days. Looks no where near that age.
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3 minutes ago, NoOneSpecial said:
I just hope if Vlad moves, RLC is willing to put cams in her apartment. Then I'll never open Elli's apartment again.
I'm sure Elli will be gutted. 🤣
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3 minutes ago, rainman13 said:
I like her, but everything about her sounds like the diary of a teenager in puberty.
Exactly. And she's supposedly ready to take on a threesome. 🤣
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7 hours ago, johnny0692 said:
Brooke looks at the camera and gives the middle finger to both cameras after being startled while bating
Was that farse next door.
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Childish behaviour. And complete fucked up set-up , no matter what the supposed agreement if any.
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8 minutes ago, StnCld316 said:
Maybe he ran out of food and go raid their fridge for a meal.
Looking for last chance pussy 🤣
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Slayer got one chance left. 🤣
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3 minutes ago, StnCld316 said:
They do everything backwards. Most would wait to see if anything is going to happen before removing their clothing.
But the usual massage first. Take it from there. Was very unlikely she was going to let them go further.
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Brooke stopped because she heard them. 🤣
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So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.
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