Albion

Teresa has been banging her head for hours. Lying on the sofa with her hand clasped to her ear just rolling over again and again, banging her head against the couch. And it's not because she's had her Weetabix.

They have low expectations then.

Pleeeeeeeeeeease let Charlie and Dora be the next to go. The word 'enervating' was coined for them. Middle-age encapsulated in a personality vacuum.

Waded into a debate about trans women and the term 'women' being applied to those who don't/can't menstruate. She's managed to upset both sides of the debate, which is pretty clever. And I don't suppose she cares much being filthy rich, but yeah, she's painted herself into a corner as far as future projects go.

British actors are mostly just grateful for the work. Over here the options are costume drama or copycat Scandi-noir crime melodramas. A lot of acting careers are scuppered now the Harry Potter franchise has wrapped. I can't see anyone wanted to produce a J K Rowling story now that she's proved herself a total douche. Have to say that US actors have got a lot better at doing British accents in recent years. British producers are more willing to cast US actors, and as such there's a far greater cross-Atlantic trade. We give you sardonic villains, and you give us actually attractive lead actors. Which is nice. 😁

She does nothing but sleep. Most activity is when she sticks her ass in the air for Stifler's two minute hump. The rest of the time she just looks bored or she's out of the game in the land of nod. She'd be perfect for Ken.

It's mystifying to me how she gets them.

Apartment renamed to 'Likka'. Gosh, that's imaginative.

The shorter guy in the guest room again is named Robert. He appeared with Sallie, Wagner and Dorian in another apartment first. Earliest video with him that I found was dated 9th July 2019. All I remember about the Robert and Sallie apartment is a neon party they had there, and the fact that the apartment was tiny and didn't last long on VHTV. Robert clearly has a girlfriend somewhere else, this is just an earner for him. not that it matters, he's just the saving grace of this apartment really. Nice bum too.

If they don't give that cat some water soon it's going to drop dead from dehydration. They've put a pouch of food down but there's literally zero drinking water for it. It needs access to drinking water 24/7, particularly in the heat of summer. I see Dylan and the girl sweating, so god knows how the kitten must be feeling under all that hair. Can somebody send a ticket or something. I don't have that ability. Cheers.

Brina is the one with the spinal hump who looks like a sex-changed guy. She's the one abusing the kitten.

Looks like Sky is leaving again. must be the eleventieth break-up this month. He's literally just taken the sweater off her back to put on. Going round the place packing all his things into a tiny backpack that must be like Doctor Who's Tardis with the amount he's stuffed in there. Sina's doing her little girl impersonation as usual. Seems to be the season of break-ups on VHTV. It's always the couples where the blokes have a nice butt. Never the saggy flabby dudes. I think I'd pay good money to never see Scott again. oh well, I expect sky will be back in a few days time. Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat ...

I am aware there are some who relish the thought of a bit of pooh. Tongue-in-cheek post. (Though not that sort of cheek.)

At the party they had the other day one of the guests was a good looking guy, black t-shirt, quite model-like in appearance, I followed him around for a bit and he went to the bathroom, answering the call of nature. Didn't wash his hands. Then he went back to the group and had his hands all over everyone. It's always the ones you expect better of who have the lowest standards. (Never shake hands with a woman who has long fingernails, studies have shown that there is always a level of excrement under long fingernails. Those with highly decorated nails are the worst offenders. Just a tip for free.) 😆

It's sort of like ancient mariners getting all misty-eyed over mermaids that turned out to be Manatees really. She's got the reasonably attractive guy that was at Jambo and Marfa's place now. Definitely something eldritch going on here, because it makes no sense otherwise.