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  1. I was wondering if Zaba had moved into B4 now or was just visiting.
  2. What will Paul do in Prague? Is he officially AWOL from Russia or did he leave Russia in a legit way?
  3. She still had to be horny... lol
  4. I'm good with numbers but I can't ramble like dd....
  5. 2 years 4 months 29 days.... 880 days.... She had to be horny....
  6. She's going to tease him till his balls fall off and then she's going to pin them to her headboard for a trophy...
  7. That was the first online fuck for Leora in how long? Congratulations Leora!
  8. He'll probably be wearing something else pink soon...
  9. I'm happy for Leora.. It's a great reunion....
  10. Oh that's so nasty! I love it!
  11. Maybe she just needs a rubdown...
  12. I think Martina needs a fuck...
  13. A young guy from North Carolina moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Carolina." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. “That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Carolina, but you're not in the mountains anymore, son." The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?" The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65". The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.
  14. I'd rather see Kristy and Alana in the suite in B4 than Monica and Amira... They should swap apartments and beds...
  15. Gina could wear just about any guy out....
  16. I think Holly's enjoying this.... I know Thor is...
  17. Martina looks sexy without her cap...
  18. Young, dumb and full of cum.. She's got him eating out of her hand...
  19. Martina looks sexy with her cap on...
  20. Even Sampson should realize by now that he's not tapping that....
  21. It looks like some genuine chemistry between the two...
  22. I think sleep is going to visit her...
  23. Got the landing strip looking good...
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