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Captain Kangaroo

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  1. There's a bottle in my fridge that a friend left behind. She likes to destroy her steak in it before grilling it. I'll never use it myself
  2. The olive oil in Greece must be loaded with THC 🤣
  3. Sasha and Dasha were never a couple in russia. Dasha was with her boyfriend Demid in russia. Sasha and Masha were a couple in Rome and then Dasha went there to live with them after Demid broke things off with her. Sasha Dasha Masha Nelly Bogdan Eva and Sam have all been friends since their college days in russia
  4. RLC didnt give an appreciation farewell to worthless Martina. Martina addressed the RLC viewers when she left
  5. The Cuck Bitches that they are 🤣🤣🤣
  6. I think they are just going to leave and ride off into the sunset
  7. I believe it was 22:39 Simonne was in the kitchen pouring herself a beer. I no longer pay to see this tripe so I cant share a RP link
  8. Leora moving to Prague was due to other circumstances. Plus it was said here in this blender that she has dual citizenship in the CR and the land of Borsch. So Of Course a Hooker/Cam Girl is going to follow the money
  9. That wouldn't surprise me 🤔🤣 What would, would be for Elli to show us her Full Monty Slut Side and take them all on at once with a full on AIR TIGHT SCENE 😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣
  10. Well it would not be the first time the RLC Mafia made bad choices 🤣
  11. V&R apartment would not work. It's only a 1 bedroom and we all know that Tibor needs his OWN seperate room to store his legos and other toys 😁
  12. So Very True. Like a scene from ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
  13. WTF DID I JUST WITNESS 😯🤯🤔 I get the salt on the glass rim for pussies that cant drink GREAT BEER like a MAN. But FUCKING WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE 😯😯😯 NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO!!!!!
  14. So you're saying that should I rent one of these AIR BNB Heads, it would be like going in a carnival fun house whilst on an acid trip 🤔🤣
  15. I'm just wondering which of these lil boys will be Elli's next victim 🤔
  16. Exactly 🤔 Notice the WHOLE BODY has to be lifted off the frame to get the motor out 🤯
  17. This punk drank the WHOLE GALLON of engineering propaganda KOOL AIDE 🤔
  18. @TBG 150 Like I said he was HIGH!!!! 🤣🤣 I worked with him twice at the same company in the city we live in. He moved to CO to chase dreams for a few years and then returned. There were many days he would come in at 7:30 am smelling like he was attacked by a pack of skunks walking from his car to the building. He also thought that because he was driving a Newer sort of vehicle that it was capable to burn E85. NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! He found out in a few short miles that you can't. If a car doesn't have fuel injection, a turbo, or computers, It's a slow piece of shit to millennials and Z Tards.
  19. This Dumb Twat should only open her mouth when practicing her DEEP THROAT SKILLS!!!!
  20. This dude obviously was in either in Arizona or Texas if he seen someone open carrying at In And Out.
  21. Awwwwww Come On!!!! Who Didn't enjoy seeing a Kitty Kit ???? I wanna see a Kitty Fit again 🤣 [Click and drag to move] 🤣 [Click and drag to move]
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