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An extremely drunk Glaswegian walks into a bar but the barman refuses to serve him and escorts him out .

The drunk walks back into the bar and again he is escorted out

The drunk tries it a third time with the same result.

Just as he is about to go away he turned to the barman and said "how many bars do you own by the way"😀

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When an old Scottish guy celebrated his 95th birthday his pals for a joke sent him round an attractive young masseuse.

When she rang his doorbell he hobbled to the door and standing there on the doorstep was this young beautiful blonde.

"I'm here to give you super sex"she said cheerily.

The old guy thought for a minute and said"I'll just have the soup"😀

 

 

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