Funny Limericks.

[TBG 150]

3 hours ago, ARMY SNIPER said:

A woman is a creature truly devine

She blooms every month and bear's every nine

The only creature this side of hell

That's gets goodies from the nut's without breaking the shell           

So true Sniper, so true.

[Slender Man]

[Slender Man]

[Alexandria]

There was an old man from Sprocket.

Who went up to space in a Rocket.

The Rocket went bang.

His gonads went clang.

And his bum ended up in his pocket. 🤪

[Alexandria]

There once was an artist named Saint.

Who swallowed some samples of Paint.

All shades of the spectrum.

Flowed out of his rectum.

With a colourful lack of restraint. 🤣

[TBG 150]

Old mother Hubbard,

went to the cupboard

to get old Rover a bone

But when she bent over

old Rover, he drove her

cuz Rover had a bone of his own!

[Jonno]

There was a young man from Savannah,

Who met his end in a curious manner.

He whittled a hole, in a telephone pole.

And electrified his banana. 

 

[Jonno]

There was an old lady called Betty,

Whose armpits were hairy and sweaty,

She had a great knot, in her stinky old twot.

And her pubes looked just like spaghetti.

[Jonno]

There once was a man from Gosham,

Who took out his bollocks to wash them,

His wife said "Jack!, if you don't put them back,

I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em!".

[Jonno]

There was a young man from Bombay,

Who shagged 20 chickens a day,

He wouldn't stop fucking, till they all started clucking.

Then he would eat all the eggs that they lay. 

[Jonno]

There was a man called Dave,

Who dug up a prostitutes grave,

She was mouldy as shit, missing a tit,

But look at the money he saved. 

[Slender Man]

On 5/12/2024 at 5:06 PM, Jonno said:

There was a man called Dave,

Who dug up a prostitutes grave,

She was mouldy as shit, missing a tit,

But look at the money he saved. 

@Dave 27I'll do anyhing to save money. LOL