TBG 150 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 3 hours ago, ARMY SNIPER said: A woman is a creature truly devine She blooms every month and bear's every nine The only creature this side of hell That's gets goodies from the nut's without breaking the shell So true Sniper, so true. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alexandria Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 There was an old man from Sprocket. Who went up to space in a Rocket. The Rocket went bang. His gonads went clang. And his bum ended up in his pocket. 🤪 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 There once was an artist named Saint. Who swallowed some samples of Paint. All shades of the spectrum. Flowed out of his rectum. With a colourful lack of restraint. 🤣 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get old Rover a bone But when she bent over old Rover, he drove her cuz Rover had a bone of his own! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 There was a young man from Savannah, Who met his end in a curious manner. He whittled a hole, in a telephone pole. And electrified his banana. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 There was an old lady called Betty, Whose armpits were hairy and sweaty, She had a great knot, in her stinky old twot. And her pubes looked just like spaghetti. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 There once was a man from Gosham, Who took out his bollocks to wash them, His wife said "Jack!, if you don't put them back, I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em!". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 There was a young man from Bombay, Who shagged 20 chickens a day, He wouldn't stop fucking, till they all started clucking. Then he would eat all the eggs that they lay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 There was a man called Dave, Who dug up a prostitutes grave, She was mouldy as shit, missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted May 14 Author Share Posted May 14 On 5/12/2024 at 5:06 PM, Jonno said: There was a man called Dave, Who dug up a prostitutes grave, She was mouldy as shit, missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. @Dave 27I'll do anyhing to save money. LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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