Guest Squirrel Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 CC is boring tonight, and RLC is even worse. None of us are being creative. I'm going to shut down my computer and walk my dogs. I know everybody loves pictures of dogs. They're all fucking plastered all over the place on photobucket.com. And Facebook. So how fast can you make this post go off-topic? But no: pic not related... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsme Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Best I've got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Not bad. It just needs a flying squirrel to walk the cat that's walking the dog -- then we're doing pretty good. I'll be a useless fuddy-duddy and post something relevant in response, something precisely on topic that has to do with walking dogs and wanking on women. Something that Old Dudes who have gone through a divorce understand and appreciate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Nah. Not me Woody. I'm too busy working 18 hours a day for Obama. Lately I'm too tired to even eat. I shower and go to bed. I get here, read for 5 minutes and fall asleep. Waiting in line to load now, so killing time on the 'stupid' phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I just read this to the wife. "What stupid fuck said that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I once said to someone in the past, that if you could put the brain of a dog into the body of a woman, you'd have man's best friend. "SIT!",.. "STAAAY",... "Good girl." I love this post so much that I want to have sexual intercourse with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Wow! Brilliant posts. And they're all on topic! Incredible. We may be old geezers, but we're all damn good at tuning carburators, ain't we! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panther063 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Depends on what brand they are, some of them are real buggers to tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Depends on what brand they are, some of them are real buggers to tune. I can handle SUs and Strombergs. I'm too old for fuel injection, and I don't have the white lab coat needed to work on the new fangled systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panther063 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 That's alright, I'm sure most mechanics don't fix things anymore either, they just replace parts. Everything is made to be disposable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Dammit, Panther. You just reminded me of the Zippo lighter I had when I was in high school. I really miss that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I love my Zippo lighter. Needs fuel though. I have fuel. Just need to get the energy to refill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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