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5 hours ago, Dave 27 said:

It's ropes etc with the older guy or lump it but for all that there is something about Elaine I can't put my finger on(not literally of course)😁Sorry, she has had a couple dalliances with girls,definitely Bi.

The older the buck the stiffer the horn.  :biggrin:

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4 minutes ago, StnCld316 said:

The older the buck the stiffer the horn.  :biggrin:

Great saying Stone but my days of "stiff horns"are just a very fond memory😁

Put it this way,the mind is willing but the flesh is weak.😀👍

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6 minutes ago, Dave 27 said:

Great saying Stone but my days of "stiff horns"are just a very fond memory😁

Put it this way,the mind is willing but the flesh is weak.😀👍

I'm heading down the same path.  :biggrin:

My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal-
is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own record-
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I've got a full time job-
to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing-
the way it would behave,
for every single morning-
it would stand and watch me shave.

As my old age approaches-
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

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8 minutes ago, StnCld316 said:

I'm heading down the same path.  :biggrin:

My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal-
is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own record-
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I've got a full time job-
to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing-
the way it would behave,
for every single morning-
it would stand and watch me shave.

As my old age approaches-
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

One small crumb of comfort is that these randy young bucks will be playing catch up for a fair few years yet😀.I had my prostate done a few years ago and one of the things the doc told me was that you will not be able to ejaculate ever again which given my age was pretty irrelevant.The main thing is that all my other faculties are in good order and myself,good lady and family are fine.

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13 minutes ago, Dave 27 said:

One small crumb of comfort is that these randy young bucks will be playing catch up for a fair few years yet😀.I had my prostate done a few years ago and one of the things the doc told me was that you will not be able to ejaculate ever again which given my age was pretty irrelevant.The main thing is that all my other faculties are in good order and myself,good lady and family are fine.

I have never had any prostate problems yet. (Knock on Wood)  Knock Knock Good Luck GIF by StickerGiant

These furosemide (Lasix) Pills keep the waterworks flowing so it don't clog.    

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