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We have 'Tay', 'Woody' and now 'Squirrel' talking about jumping ship. Is there something going on that I don't know about, or want to know about?

Sorry I can't be here 24/7, but Obama wants to give all of my hard earned money to the lazy and useless among our population. Not to mention all of the foreign countries that will spit in his face, but still keep their hands out for more. So I have to work twice as hard to make ends meet anymore.

I know that there are a bunch out there saying, 'Damn, he's staying'. But I'm not going anywhere. I'll stick around to agitate and aggravate. Someone has to keep the noobs in line.

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Guest Squirrel

Worry not. CC is fairly addictive.

I think we're just trying to psychologically prepare ourselves for the time ADMIN's head explodes from putting up with our shit, and ADMIN therefore pulls the plug, deciding to get a high-paying job as a DNC or RNC media consultant instead.

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Guest Squirrel

Isn't it 'check out' and not check in?

Squirrel stands corrected.

I used to play this on my guitar, incidentally.


"Hotel California"

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway;

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself,

"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor,

I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the Hotel California

Any time of year (Any time of year)

You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends

How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,

"Please bring me my wine"

He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"

And still those voices are calling from far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

They livin' it up at the Hotel California

What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)

Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,

The pink champagne on ice

And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"

And in the master's chambers,

They gathered for the feast

They stab it with their steely knives,

But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the passage back

To the place I was before

"Relax, " said the night man,

"We are programmed to receive.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave! "

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Guest Squirrel

We are the Borg collective, await to be assimilated. :D

WARNING: No one messes with CamCaps and gets out alive. They won't make it out the gate. We're seasoned veterans over here.



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