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Maya is a keeper!


DG

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I think that Stepan is a very lucky guy.  Maya is a "keeper" because:

    1.  She cooks using real food, pots and pans.

    2.  She knows how to sew.

    3.  She actually uses their iron and ironing board.

    4.  She gives their dog baths in the bathtub.

    5.  She knows how to re-finish auto body panels.

    6.  After watching her perform oral sex on Stepan, I believe she could   

          probably suck a golf ball up a garden hose.

    7.  Oh yes, she also has a great pair of Hooters.

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