Nick Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear . Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES ORIGINALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wet and wild, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the world's best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legrandrobert Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I like them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 They've been there for almost a year now. If you are reading the board from end to end, you have a long way to go. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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