Nick Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE ANDTHINKING, SURELY I CAN 'T LOOK THAT OLD.WELL . . . if so you'll love this one..MY NAME IS ALICE AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MYFIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THESAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOOOLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARKHIGH SCHOOL ...'YES. YES, I DID. I 'M A MUSTANG, ' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? ' I ASKED.HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1967.. WHY DO YOU ASK? 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS! ', I EXCLAIMED.HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED,FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED ME,'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???' 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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