Alexandria

There was a baker from South Carolina, Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina. The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze. And her screams they would rattle the China. 😁

No thanks. Have no interest or time for either.

True.

And how would you get them all on one poll, when it only let's you have 20 choices?? There is a second poll.

Asking people's favorite or most enjoyable would have been easier and better to understand.

Thanks. But was not me that made it, just no need for someone being a dickhead because another member made a mistake.

Since you are obviously perfect. How about you make one!! No need to be a dickhead.

Sabrina is far too good for Scott and deserves better. She will get fed up with his poor sex sooner or later 😁

Does having sex with younger girls make Scott feel more of a man 😀

Close the door haha.

No one will really ever know them, no matter how many hours they spend watching.

No surprise many don't last long if they act like that.

Not very active now they have apartment of their own.

I would guess a vote is for your best but might be wrong. Could have been made more straightforward. JMO 😀

There was a young lady in France, Who hopped on a bus in a trance. Three passengers fucked her, Besides the conductor, And the driver shot twice in his pants. 😀

A lady once triplets begat, Named Nat, Pat and Tat. Though it was fun breeding, The trouble was feeding, Cause there just was no tit for Tat. 😀

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, you've a tight one. She replied, "Oh my soul, Your in the wrong hole. There's plenty room in the right one!" 😁

Very amusing though 😂

A plucky young lady from Crewe Remarked as the Vicar withdrew, The Bishop was quicker And slicker and thicker, And two inches longer than you.

I enjoy that so would not be a punishment

The sea captain's tender young bride Fell into the bay at low tide, You could tell by her squeals, That some of the eels Had discovered a dark place to hide.

Sorry just noticed this one.

There was a woman from Baku That filled her vagina with Glue. She said with a grin "If they pay to get in, Then they will pay to get out of it too".

Did Bonnie & Clyde not have a transgender guest that visited regularly?