Magdlina

Can we start a petition to force Alan to take a shower sometime this week? 

this place is a mess, a bunch of kids. I feel so bad for the drunk girl because no one is taking care of her. Pretty sure i saw the guy in the red hoodie attempt to kick her

jesus, Frank can't keep a boner to save his life. Might be time to invest in some Viagra, buddy.

jesus christ, that counter, floor and i think the plants are dying too. Dude, come on.

He's back sitting in the League of Legends lobby while scrolling through Tinder? Is he on the prowl again? I NEED THE TEA!

Such art! Much talent lol

Ummmmm, i think they left the stove on....

ahh, it happens lol

did someone just have an accident?

I dont get why everyone has it out for Alan playing League of Legends. It's not a game you can pause. (and video games are not just for kids, you know *cough*)

Also the BJ under the table while the other is trying to focus is really hot. I dont get why you're making him seem like a shitty human being for her choosing to do that, but then again I wasn't there to see the before and after.
He's a shitty human being for other reasons but not just because he plays games and watches anime, that's one of the reasons that I started watching in the first place.

oh boy, are we in for another 2 hour long boring hump fest?

1 minute ago, thedbear said:

Shiuuuu ... don't give any ideas ....😁

oops, yeah, that might be too much from them, they might actually get the second base with someone 😮

4 minutes ago, squish said:

Check out the state of Beverley's white socks. I blame Alan's poor floor cleanliness. Nina was right.

yeah really, i don't think I've EVER seen Alan do any kind of cleaning, not even the dishes, he just sits on his phone and lets whatever chick he's banging at the time do them.

with how boring and lame their parties get, I'm surprised they don't play spin the bottle or something lol

I feel so sorry for that puppy, it follows everyone around wanting attention and Alan is a complete dick to it. 

that was the most boring, unenthusiastic couch fuck i've ever seen. almost 2 hours of him thrusting and she just laid there, i thought she was asleep at one point.

seriously, if you're going to be upset and half ass a show, then why the fuck do it at all? She looks on the verge of tears or just bored out of her mind, i know i am.

On 12/1/2019 at 2:57 AM, zoifan said:

 

Regardless of all things happening here, I must tell Serena has the sweetest cat ever. I haven't seen a can as cute and well behaved as this one.   

Yeah but she needs to get fixed. Also, I'm not a fan of how Alan treats her, you can tell he doesn't like her/isn't a cat person.

hahaha oh god, how embarrassing!!! 

What? From what I saw she's the same one he was fucking on and off the entire time he was at Kira's. They're probably raw.

Well would you look at that, Alan is home. How long was he at Kira's? 4-5 days? Guess that New Sex Energy is hitting him hard. 🥰

Don't worry, as long as you say "No Homo" it's not gay to look at another guys ass.

Damn Red. Get it.😄

Happy Birthday Kira!!

Get Alan off his ass and make him help you cook

I'd been watching for a year now and lost my mind when i saw they hooked up AFTER I closed out of the site. I didn't know they even had a past, they seemed to not really care about each other, how they're usually not in the apartment at the same time, and argue quite often. But seeing how playful Alan was being with her that day I guess something changed. 

Also, when Red suddenly showed up, I was so surprised and excited. They had GREAT chemistry and hope she returns again. 

But I do wish he would use a condom more often.