Albion

Thought it might be. Added to 'avoid like the plague' list.

So there's this apartment, Archi & Kataleya, Latifa, Marta & Lolly, Jambo & Marfa all in the same group. Any other apartments also linked somehow?

What the hell is going on at this place? 7.29 am, dude in orange cap, threats and shoving in the bedroom, and Latifa slicing her hand with a knife just before. is that prick in the orange cap Hassan? A prize wanker. What other apartments does Hassan have? I'm not into this. Harrassment. Shitty little gangster wannabes with their whore girlfriends. This aint what I go to VHTV for. I'm not happy with this at all.

It's all like a soap opera. The whole of VHTV. Overblown and overdrawn. Punctuated by pretty bad sex scenes. if this was an actual TV show it would have been cancelled years ago.

Well they were classy. He's definitely left though. Taken his boots and his dumbbells. 6.03am by the clock in the corner. Not even a little wave to the camera. 😪 Enjoy Grandma Anita. That's me done with this apartment unless golden buttocks returns.

He's back with a couple. Hmm.

I think what might have set his mind to standing up to her was the elf calling him from Latifa's in tears. There was a lengthy conversation (I flipped between both sides) while Anita was carrying on with her crazy friend. (That was not a pretty sight. more like two bull seals wrestling) I mean even if our lad samuel has to take himself a woman to avoid the usual stigma and persecution, at least he could find one that isn't already 74 years old. He's a good looking lad, no need for him to settle for the first female that asks.

Lots of ale, lesbian shenanigans with the crazy friend and Samuel seems to have had enough. The hypocrisy after she put the stoppers on his elf thing. Plus she's sour as a lemon. Hope he rides off into the sunset with the elf. I'll miss him if he's gone. cracking butt on him.

Drama.

Aside from watching wrestle with big Bertha last night I spent some time watching him play with the cat. The cat loves him. It was running between rooms at one point, using the loggia as a shortcut. he'd come to one room and the cat would run off to the other and so on. never see a frown on this guy's face. The other funny thing was the way he carried a bag of candy with him as he and big Bertha moved from room to room. Halfway through the sex he reached up for a piece of candy. This guy has his priorities sorted. 😄 I love how he cocoons himself in the bed when he sleeps. How he doesn't suffocate I don't know. I like him.

Stiffler's looking for Narnia in the kitchen cupboards again. Something to do with plumbing. he is obsessed with kitchen cupboards though. Nice undies, representin' the mighty herb. Big up da paranoid posse! Aight.

By 'eck that lass he was humping just now is a big girl. Thought that ass was going to break him.

Stifler got up specially to come over to chateau K&B. Coincidence? I think not.

I don't get Anita. half the time she seems to be moaning about stuff and having a go at Samuel. then she's letting him roll around naked with a gay guy who's camp as a row of tents and has the hots for Sammy boy. But as soon as there's any suggestion of things going anywhere interesting, she yanks on Samuel's leash and scolds him like a Baptist grandmother. I mean, either it's okay to play, or it isn't. All three of them were rolling around naked at one point, laughing and giggling then Anita lashed out and lamped Samuel across the head with her leg, she's got some self-defence moves that one. But she's proper moody. No wonder Sam rarely smiles. he does when the elf is around, and with the vodka down his neck. She needs to decide which side of the fence she's sitting on. he needs to grow a pair and put his foot down. decide what he wants. Elf needs to stop trying to twerk and get some vitamin E and zinc in him. and that thing that was there the other day in the stripy bag needs to never come back. I'd also like to recommend a shoulder brace for Anita, her rolled shoulders are going to give her a dowagers hump if she's not careful. sort it now while she still can. get a brace and pull the shoulders back into line. stoops like a fishwife she does. On the plus side for me, Samuel naked all evening was a treat. A fine figure of a man. me and little Albion were both very entertained.

Otto went off on one a while ago. waving his hands around and 'speaking emphatically'. Lola was like 'here we go again' and Yan was like 'what the hell? Drama queen.' Otto didn't go with Lola to walk the dog and chose to sneeze violently all over the apartment without covering his face. Apparently he's not feeling very well and letting everybody know as well as generously donating his germs. Yan wiping the table with a cloth after Otto snotted on it was amusing. Eventually Lola gave Yan a 'welcome to my world' look and went to bed. Otto's rant obviously wasn't too serious as he slapped Yan's butt at one point. Which is as good a way to punctuate a 'vigorous debate' as any. It looks like Yan and the dog are sitting vigil by Otto's side as he languishes in sickness. They're not but it looks like that. Otto probably has man flu. he's wiped his nose on the couch throw several times now. his generosity knows no bounds.

I really want to bite Samuel's butt. It's so meaty.

Samuel likes him.

The elf came back from Latifa's last night. he'd been looking a bit out of place there. Didn't see what went on but they had guests and then a bit later on the elf arrived after Samuel and Anita had gone to bed. he needed comforting for some reason. Samuel lent a shoulder. Literally. Anita wouldn't let Samuel stay up past his bedtime though. Even on a Saturday night. Harsh mother.

I'd lend the poor lad a hand, but it's a bit far and I don't think my buss pass covers those areas.

It's really not big. Trust me on this. He's just average. 😜

I quite like the guy in the apartment right now (13:52 on the apartment clock). Cute face.

Nawwww, bless.

I have a fitness exercise for you Samuel. (if you're reading) I was taught this by a professional dancer so I know it works. instead of the sit-ups you do, which don't do anything for your abdominals, they just mess up your back, try this: Lie flat on your back with your legs straight. place your fingertips on the back of your head but don't support your head at all. now raise your feet three inches (8-10cm) off the ground and hold them i the air. Lift your head and shoulders but don't attempt to pull up like you would normally. just lift a few centimetres off the ground. This will tighten your abdominals but not your back. do ten reps only for the first week and then each following week add another ten reps. Pretty soon you'll be doing 100 with no problem and your abdominal muscles will be strong and well-worked. keep doing those old style sit-ups and you'll end up with big back problems which will impact on your ability to do other exercises that involve bending and rotating your torso. let's call this an, I'm sorry I talked a lot of crap. The exercise works, it's used by athletes and professional dancers. Just thought I'd pass it on as I saw you doing sit-ups and I could see you struggling with them. That's the back strain. Don't do that, do this exercise instead. You'll thank me later. Stay handsome. x

I've decided on a new game, predicting when Yan will shove his hands down his underwear to grope his own buttocks. And when either Yan or Otto flick their own genitals. It's a bit of a habit in that apartment. Otto has never been able to resist playing his trouser flute. but now there's Yan and he does it too, it's kind of amusing to whisper 'now' at the screen when I think they're about to do it. Yeah, I don't get out much. Don't judge. 😋