Hawg

Here is a close up 💩.

Please tell me this guy is auditioning for a character in an upcoming Star Wars movie bar scene.

Hopefully sooner rather than later.

The maid is the hardest working/best looking person in this apartment.

Not sure you get that kind of damage on skateboard unless you are doing 25+ MPH. I think scooter/bike/motorcycle.

I wonder what she would say about your ass or waistline??