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To answer the rest of your question, the different member levels are based on how many posts you have made. You'll become Baker48 Hero Member when you reach 500 posts if I remember correctly. Invite Only was just the old major contributors discussing things away from RLC eyes last year when they first started ID-ing & banning members for posting vids & pics. For Fuzzy Nuts, failing to answer the whole thing gets you: +1 karma! :P

preferably a choker!

безопасность жизнедеятельности = Life Safety. Civil Defense for you Old Dudes. Basically a guidebook for emergencies.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I've never seen such an extreme, but I'll have to agree with your friend. If I want to see hanging slabs of meat, I'll go to the butcher. I've never gotten up and left because of it, but there's been a few I've never called back due to Ugly Pussy Syndrome. The girl in the pic would be useful if I had a foot-long penis & needed an extra 4" to slide through.

Venereal Disease once referred to the nasties you got from sexual intercourse ('fuckin' for you rednecks). Sexually Transmitted Disease replaced it to include all the perversions the modern world now admits to. Now they are switching to STI, as in 'Infections' because they are not all actual 'Diseases'.

The annual search for the perfect gift which will likely end up in the closet with the other contraptions & thingamajigs she never uses.

thank you, that makes a lot more sense.

My apologies if this was discussed & I missed it. I am interpreting the writing reflected in the mirror as this: "Люб лю!" written backwards on the wall. Google is telling me it says "Telegram ho!". WTF?

Actually, it's Japanese. Fap was the sound effect they typed in their porn comics. It spread through the web via image boards.

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Personally, I would be shocked if that wasn't their policy. Don't forget, We're seen as the enemy.

there was a little girl getting extensions at Lina & Mark's once. That's the only one I've seen.

Both of you need to be smacked for those last two posts.

And just think that Ugly Duckling wants to be the next President. God Help America if she ever does. That's exactly what's going to happen if the Republicans don't stop wasting their time bashing Obama & pointing fingers and start coming up with a better candidate. Seriously guys, if Romney was the best you could come up with, who really deserves the blame for having Barakwheat in the big chair.

I remember the days when neither my gas tank nor my grocery bag could hold $20 worth.

Not that booming yet. Olys are still more than two weeks away.

30 years ago, a man walks down the street having an argument with an invisible companion. We called him crazy. Now we call him bluetooth enabled.

Damn you're good. Definitely NSA or CIA researcher material. Certainly faster than their newest Crays... Nice try, but no cigar. I spied on the spies, too secret to get our own initials. lol In this case though, it's simply rule 34

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Hank Jr. would make a tune out of that. LOL Try Roger Alan Wade in 2005.

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That's still better than most of the things I call you....

When they break, you just turn them in for a newer model.

The cutie in the pic with Lowes in the background is hot.Where were girls like this 40 years ago. She just made a new wallpaper for my desktop. 20 pics: https://www.mediafire.com/?d9ue1kto6boh09e

a Spanish Ham, named for the curing process, not their location. By the color, I would guess a serrano. The rack is common for this, covering the cut with a cotton cloth. Not that popular outside of Europe since it can't be refrigerated (ruins the flavor) and usually ends up with a moldy skin.