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Capt. Poopdick

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  1. Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands and moving elsewhere - showing their outrage with Donald Trump's proposed law of sending illegal immigrants back to their native countries.

    In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who are vowing to punish Arizona by leaving.

    As he loaded his stolen car with his taxpayer-furnished belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter: "It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!"

    The effects of the exodus are already being felt by some Arizona retailers, who are reporting dwindling thefts and sales of beer, tequila, spray paint, and ammunition. Also hit hard are the state hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and emergency room visits.

    State welfare agencies are preparing to lay off staffs that distribute food stamps and unemployment benefits.
    Tattoo parlors are in an absolute state of panic!

    Renaldo told a reporter, through an interpreter, that he and his family are moving to Canada, with a new Liberal government under Justin Trudeau and new higher taxes, hardworking people will better support him and his family with dignity!
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  2. well if i did it would be a super rare sight  :P cause it would have to be on a night when my roommate wasnt in and you couldnt hear all the traffic around me and i actually liked my looks.

    I bet you are worth the wait- please count me in when you are ready.

    :-*

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