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CC Powerdriver

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  1. Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

  2. Not the best one but their you go

    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

  3. RIP the account of whoever posted that one to voyeurtube.  They wasted no time in banning mine and I didn't even show the account code in bottom left.

    It's strange you say that because I haven't got an account on voyeurtube.org or uploaded any videos to voyeurtube.org but yet I got banned I checked this morning and I was banned from voyeurtube.org maybe they know I was posting links to camcaps who knows so they decided to ban me

  4. On ‎2015‎-‎12‎-‎17 at 2:51 AM, Hope85 said:

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    She must be the best piece of meat we have ever had in the girls apartment look at them tits look at that ass I am their biggest fan already enough with the skinny babes now we got some fresh meat and she is not shy at all why should she be with them big tits she showed them of to Ilona let her touch them that's what she should be doing she should be proud of them tits damn

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