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TBG 150

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  1. A group of Boeing employees are sitting on a plane getting ready for takeoff. The pilot comes on over the intercom and says "Folks, we're pleased to have you flying with us on our brand new 737, fresh from our good friends at Boeing!" Immediately, the Boeing employees all scramble to get out of their seats and off the plane as quickly as possible. It's utter pandemonium in the aisles as everyone starts to panic. Everyone, that is, except for one old man, who remains sitting in his seat, quiet and unbothered. A junior executive looks at the old man and says "Didn't you hear the announcement? If we don't get off now, this plane might fall apart mid-air!" The old man says "Sir, I've been an engineer at Boeing for over 30 years. I've been there through all of the ups and downs, the cost-cutting and outsourcing, the bad times and the good. And if I know how this company operates today, I can say with absolute certainty there's no chance this plane will even leave the ground!"
  2. And that's why I pay nothing. I don't watch any of them.
  3. I never heard of something like that. A limit to how fast you can post I've seen. That stops spammers from banging every thread on the board with their garbage in under a minute.
  4. Angela Chao may have died after accidentally putting her Tesla in reverse, a mistake she made before, WSJ reports WWW.BUSINESSINSIDER.COM Angela Chao, sister of Elaine Chao, made a mistake while making a three-point turn in her Tesla Model X, The Wall Street Journal reported.
  5. I read about this, this morning too.
  6. But the glass is. I read a story about some billionaire babe that accidentally put her Tesla in reverse and backed into a pond. She couldn't break the windows from the inside and first responders couldn't break them from the outside. She drown.
  7. 70's? Shoot, I barely remember that far back.
  8. They're just figuring this out? Scamming the populous one at a time.
  9. Also, the thread title was 12 pages ago.
  10. Maybe if mine did, I would have gotten it sooner. I'm not the swiftest when it comes to jokes.
  11. Another child playing in his mommy's basement.
  12. How are any of these videos funny? They all need their own sub forum. Had she flipped the bike over, got a back full of road rash and then had the bike land on her, that would have been funny.
  13. A young woman found a nice place to get some sun on the top of her condo building. After doing this a few times, and realizing no one could see her, she took off her suit to get an all-over tan. Soon after doing this, the building manager came up and told her that she needed to put her swimsuit back on. "Why," she complained, "nobody can see me here, so what's the difference." "The difference," he said, "is that you are lying on the skylight to the dining room."
  14. Can't think of a better place for it to be!
  15. Join the club. It really sucks too.
  16. You posted that on Wednesday, Noldus.
  17. I wouldn't buy a 'Government Motors' vehicle anyway.
  18. Disgusting fat pig! Why do these idiots glorify these morons. They sit and shit just like we do.
  19. THOSE are real cars. Not that Tesla or BMW fucking junk. You couldn't give me a new car today. My 48 year old Cadillac starts first time, every time.
  20. Hustler's equivalent in any of the dozens of cam whore sites across the Net. Some of the stuff those people do to their bodies in the name of tokens is unfathomable. ATTENTION: Gen X or Gen Z... Get your asses to medical school and specialize in proctology, gynecology and men's sexual health. Those idiots that you watch shoving bed posts up their vaginas and rear ends are gonna make you a major amount of money when you graduate. Buy lot's of stock in the adult diaper business and the colostomy bag business. When these kids hit the late 20's, they won't be able to hold anything in. And what is the current value of one token? About 10 cents.
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