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  1. Yeah, hop to it Nancy, and don't forget that long iron of yours.
  2. In Celebration of Women's, "Herstory Month", I give you..
  3. Thanks StdCld. The song always hit home with me. Glad you liked it.
  4. I've always liked this song. Hopefully some of you will too.
  5. I thought I'd drop another quarter in the old juke box. It used to be just a dime, then quickly went to two bits, and now in todays money would probably be around six dollars or so, with a convenient slot to slip your fucking credit card in. Anyway, this one goes out to a great guy around here. StdCld A Stone Cold killer if ever there waz one.
  6. A CAUTIONARY TALE WEST OF THE PECOS Imagine wearing the dust, and the stench, after eight days in the saddle and finally stumbling onto Roy Beans water hole. What kind of foul luck or predicament is that! There you are just needing a bath and a drink and standing there now staring at that insidious picture of Lilly Crabtree, or whatever the fuck her name was, hanging there cock-eyed on the wall just behind the bar. A picture that has no doubt been knock off it's axis by a wad of the old man's cum, while he star gazed at her voluptuous lines periodically. Then comes the question. Bean: "I see you bin staring pretty hard at dat picture." "So what do you think of her?" Now you better think quick. You know he wouldn't be asking if he didn't have some sort of personal attachment to it, aside from that blurry splotch left there on the bottom left corner. So what do you say? Something like: "She's alright I guess, but I've had better back in Cheyenne." That kind of response, along with maybe calling Bean's mother a whore could get you a burial plot behind the adjoining shed outback. Life was tough in those days with unbridle psychopaths at every turn, and you had to be quick both in mind and in hand, or else your just another short conversation from the local lurkers there. "Hey, remember when dat guy had the temerity to say dat he had better than our own precious Lilly Crabtree?" "Yeah, we shore did fill him up with holes." "And I waz the one that had to drag his stinking body all the way out to the back and burry him proper, wit no thanks to anyone else around here." "But at least he did leave me a pretty nice horse though."
  7. I love my mother dearly. But along with quite a few gold coins, and hundreds of old Indian pennies, and many, many old 1800's silver dollars, the Elvis autograph is missing too. When I was in my teens I use to look at the dates on some of those old silver dollars and imagined them being tossed up on the bar counter. Who knows, maybe it was for a procurement of one of those soiled doves I've heard about back then. "Bar tender give me a whisky, and a gold headed whore, if you don't mind."
  8. PS. I suppose, if he didn't sign it, I would have kicked him in the shins.
  9. I've been think of you too.   Glad to hear from you.

    I don't know for how long I'll hang around, but I'm still alive, and feeling pretty good for the moment.

    Anyway, it's nice to hear from some old, and faithful friends again.

     

  10. The first three are something of a lark, being so weird and unusual. He is a psychopathic killer, or as he puts it "A low life with a sense of direction." Anyway, they made me laugh, and thought that some here may get a kick out them too. And thank you my friend. As always.
  11. For some the old guys, I still think fondly of from time to time.
  12. This could well be my last hoorah around here.  And I'm sure that the libs and pope Watcher will be glad of that.  :angel: 

    But if ever noticed, it was always someone else who threw the first stone.  It's just that mine were just a little bit bigger. 

    Anyway, I hope everything is going well for you and your family, and if I should fade away from here, I hope that you and all the others that I think so well of will always know that I truly do care about them.

    It's just that without you and TBG, it's just not the same for me anymore.  

    I will wait and see if Mr. Milk Toast cares to respond, but then, at some point soon, I'll probably just gradually vanish from view like smoke from a cigarette.

    In all sincerity, I wish you all the best.

    Your friend,

    Woody

     

     

     

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    2. Foamy T. Squirrel

      Foamy T. Squirrel

      The world wide political section has the same rules as Rants & Flames. Mostly none. Thank goodness.

      Unless there's CP there, it's Wild West as far as modding is concerned.

       

    3. woodworker

      woodworker

      You know my friend, I'm getting pretty tired. 

      I'm just so worn out by life.   Maybe I'll feel better in the morning.

      It just seems like the things I care most about are so far away.  And I sometimes feel like a stranger unto myself anymore.

      There was a time when I wouldn't have wasted two minutes with the likes of someone like Maturin, or Mr. Box, or any one of a handful of other imbeciles over there in that section of the forum.

      I have wasted too much time with those that have never done anything noteworthy or courageous in their lives, and that in so many ways are so far beneath me. 

      In my past I would have just shoved them off.   And in my past they didn't have mommy's skirt (The Internet) to hide behind.

      Gutless, cowardly, worms, that whole bunch of non-thinking liberals over there.  

      Well I'm just rambling right now.   But there are some pretty decent people here, and you are definitely the chief one among them.

      As always,

      Woody

       

    4. Foamy T. Squirrel

      Foamy T. Squirrel

      You are one of the few I would enjoy talking with, enjoying Scotch, a game of pool. And some nice women on our laps.

      Remind me to take my little blue pill first!

       

  13. Well, I suspect sparks are going to fly now at the presidential debate, since pope Watcher decided to try to take a subtle swipe at me, for the post that I left a week or so back towards what Maturin had said about Trump.

    Anyway, I think I trimmed his sail pretty good, and now lets see how well his own ego manages to handle it.

     

     

    1. Foamy T. Squirrel

      Foamy T. Squirrel

      The more they attack Trump, the more I like the guy.

      Let's hope their bullshit backfires.

  14. "And it seems like the only position he seems to like, is when I'm riding on top on him." "Oh, and did I mention that his pecker sort of resembles the horn of a saddle?" "And lately I've been thinking about maybe getting some spurs to help liven things up,.. What do you think?" "Hilga, are you awake?"
  15. For you Patti~ Just keep holding on to that love you once held for me. PARTING SORROW The halls of my heart are empty and dark~ Now that she is gone from me Where once there were sunlit skies where Nature's own joys did grace my eyes~ Now there are only shadows and gloom that fills this room~ Now that she has gone from me And where once she stood ever so near~ Her gentle laugh ever so dear Now there is only this faint memory~ Of what once was~ Now gone from me
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