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Freddie57

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  1. A guy goes into a bar which has a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics and space exploration. The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot makes a martini, and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves but finds it interesting, so he tries one last time. He goes back in once again. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot makes a martini, and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "About 50." The robot leans in real close and says, “Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?”
  2. Bestial moments. I always thought there was something strange about her.
  3. When they choose a tree they made sure they got one of Salvation Armies best offers. Sin looks better than that tree.
  4. First stay and hopefully his last as well. Apparently he is now officially gone.
  5. It's best to be respected for who one is than to be something they are not. Hair extensions just plainly suck. Look at Masha when she wears them, she looks pathetic with them.
  6. Babi's guy friend wants a piece of ass and she's denying him and wants to sleep.
  7. The girls took off to hide once more from that loser lacrim.
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