That may be so but I was talking about the most beautiful woman that plum knows. Yours may be Miss Universe for all I know. Mine is Miss Megaverse so I'm cool.
Looking at this from a neutral's perspective, he gets to sleep with the most beautiful woman that you know, whereas you don't even have her phone number to get her on a date and later, if you're very lucky, unbutton the first button on her blouse before she sends you home with blue balls and your tail between your legs. So who's the wanker here?