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Close your eyes, click your heels together and pray. Crap in the other hand.

The real show is right here, watching you all get the vapors. This is going nowhere. Pick that wedgie out of your butt and settle down.

So much drama and speculation. I have it from anonymous sources she's upset because she was benched by the roller derby team for being too nice. Malia is telling her to try to look at the opponents as baby seals. That should do it.

What's the deal, odoriferous one? Don't I rate a cutesie meme?

Hey all. Just checking in to see if anything has changed. Not much has changed. Still the same pseudo-lesbian teasing and furious insults and cute memes from the Praetorian Guard that hopes to be noticed and rewarded by the queen. They won't be. I see she is spending less time volunteering at the orphanage or midnight clinic or warp drive design lab or whatever. I still go with the roller derby and baby seal thing. Don't see how scattering the discussion among ten different topics has changed much of anything. The ad hominem nonsense is still the go-to response to any comment deemed critical to her majesty. I'll check back in a couple of weeks. TTFN.

Roller derby.

Same old stuff it was before, but the mods made it harder to find.

That's a number 4 from the dollar menu. You want fries with that? Too bad. It doesn't come with fries.

If I had a sub, I be bored AND pissed.

I find the forum to be much more entertaining than the predictable, repetitive, uninspired fare served up in the apartment of late. When she's not absent (feeding orphans or volunteering at the all night leper clinic or designing a next generation warp drive or whatever saintly endeavors attributed to her by the Praetorian Guard) she's asleep or serving up a number 3 from the dollar menu. I haven't even looked at RLC for a couple of weeks and bet I haven't missed a damned thing.

Just keeping an eye on the road ahead, unlike the reality-denying element here that harbors a faint hope that by blowing smoke up her ass and pretending it's not her killer bod that keeps them coming back but her other attributes they admire, they'll get something from her besides a good fap. They won't. If she looked like your Aunt Edna, regardless of all that nonsense about her actual person, you wouldn't give her the time of day. Marie Curie is not to be found on RLC, and if she were, you wouldn't pay to watch.

That's good to know. Something to fall back on when her charms sag to her ankles, RLC pimps no longer pay her rent and the Praetorian Guard has galloped off to sing the praises of the next gifted genius who just coincidentally happens to have a fine, young ass to ogle.

Call me when the munching starts. This script is too trite to stay with for very long.

Sucks rocks now.

Roller derby.

Very confusing. Thank you, God, for that Y chromosome. If not for the pussy, I believe there would be a bounty on them.

What's the difference between a FRIEND and a friend? Is one of them a fuck buddy?

Out call only. No in call. Sounds reasonable to me, what with the cameras and the possibility of enraged wives, etc.

Roller derby

Nah. Too much confusion. I'll just bow out and check every few days until the mods sober up and put it back to a fun, informative format. It wasn't broke, but they fixed it anyway.

Praetorian Guards kept screaming for the mods to intervene and censor the comments that were not worshipful enough. Mods are people. People are lazy and don't like breaking up spats. They did what my mom did when my brother and I argued about ownership of some model airplanes. She destroyed all the model airplanes and the mods destroyed the general chat. That's my take on the whole affair.

If it aint broke, don't fix it.

Perhaps she likes it rough. Maybe some have been too hard on Paul?

Roller derby can be rough.

If he doesn't know the reason for the cameras (and is not curious enough to ask) it will be interesting to know his reaction when he finds out what they're for. And he WILL find out sooner or later. If she's keeping that bit of info from him, that bodes no good for their future in the trust issue department. She might as well get used to the idea that what she does for a living is going to complicate relationships going forward.