Scotsman

 WTF! 

4 hours ago, ashleyxyz said:

They're too young to have no sexual desire for each other, everyone remembers being in love at that age, all I thought about was having sex, maybe I'm weird again

Not weird at all. 

A man and woman, who are both married to other people, find themselves forced to share a hotel room for a night. They feel weird at first, but they both fall asleep in their separate beds.

After a few hours of sleeping, the man wakes the woman up and asks her, " Could you grab me another blanket from the closet? I'm really cold."

The woman responds, " Or we could just pretend to be married for the night? "

The man replies, " That would be amazing."

The woman smiles and says, " Okay. Get your own fucking blanket! "

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new truck.

2 minutes ago, Amy3 said:

I wish Violet would go buy some new heels! Ira's is wearing them.

Agree they heels are ugly.

1 minute ago, Amy3 said:

Um, now that would be a bit awkward. You do know that Ira is Jeff's sister, right?

Yes... And?

Jeff should f@@k off and let Violet and Ira get it on.

Looking naughty :)

Fucking waste of time.. Better bringing Gary and the girls back lol

One of my favourites, lovely ass and pussy.

2 minutes ago, Amy3 said:

Yesterday, I had to clean up the rements of a mouse on my walkway. Nothing but a sack of guts, a head, and a tail were left. Nasty!

Aye not nice to see when they have ripped it apart.

Naughty pussy