Robwin

Poses very well but unfortunately has failed, so far, to find out how certain body parts work or what they are for i think

Hi Amy, well good to hear all ok your end and you are getting on with life as most of us know it. Here in UK life is pretty much back to normal now in virus terms,everyone seems to be going about their business now as always was, not much mask wearing now. Funnily after almost 2yrs i caught it the other week but apart from a bad throat and hacking cough which lasted almost a week am back to normal now and testing negative. Not much else to tell this end pretty much involved in the carer role. Anyway do stay in touch.

Click on the envelope icon top right of page and then click on "Compose new" or click on anybodys avatar andthen on "Message". Am sure you must have sent one in your time here Dis?

Wouldn't touch the sides

Bloody hell you have remembered i exist then eh hun, guess i am honoured You obviously are reading all the crap then Yes i am getting a bit sick of it all now, must make an effort to get back to my roots on here. I have said it before but having a rather ill and bedridden wife does take a toll on the times i can get on and thus tend to stick with VHTV forums but am getting a bit sick of where it is heading i must admit. So many of the posts are just inane and just too immature for words often. How be you getting on then would be good to catch up.

Well if he ever tried to invade a NATO country all hell would break loose and the result doesn't bear thinking about. You just can't rationalize with a lunatic. What's gonna be the current outcome? God knows but I think sooner or later Putin will be put out of his misery by his cronies and the sooner the better. As their economy is going down the pan fast.

No you silly bugger, that's for next Christmas, it's up early 😂

Ok big man let's enforce that, have a global nuclear war and no one will ever have to worry about anything ever again. Well thought out you are a genius, god help us 🙄 Just a thought though, NATO ain't being attacked so what would we be enforcing?

So what would you do you big brave man?

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the fucking intercom!..

I reckon you put that scooter on hypo supersonic drive and made a mad dash there and back for a quickie you wily old fox