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  1. I don't get this guy Paul.  I did a drive by viewing the other night and saw Leora naked laying on the floor with her legs spread open in the  missionary position.  She was touching herself in the vagina area (pussy) and caressing her body all over.  Meanwhile Paul is glued to the computer and some kind drawing on the floor. She messed around with herself for about half and hour then got up and went into the bathroom to use her phone.  I think she was pissed off.  I called my man/lover/boyfriend/stud-muffin/sweet potato  over to check it out.  I asked him what is that girl doing on the floor?  He says looks like she wants to breed and she's warming herself up. Yep! he said, she wants to get F*CKED! And I asked him what about Paul what's he doing? BF said, he must be as stupid as a box of rocks. What a loser.

    I asked my BF, if I was laying around on the floor naked and feeling myself up and you saw me, would you keep playing on the computer and ignoring me?  He said get naked and act like Leora and let's see what happens to you. Yeah!!! I got what Leora was begging for.

    Paul if you read this you are a dumb ass grade school boy, get out of Leora's life she wants to live her life, be happy and be f*cked.  Leora if you're reading this, get rid of that limp dick loser and find another guy. You are so cute a really good guy for you is just waiting somewhere. Go find him and bring him home. Stop being a sexually abused woman. Ignoring you as a sexual creature is the same as beating you with a stick.

    Well you guys know what I am trying to say. Too bad we can't get messages through to these people. I'd love send Leora a special gift too!  With a whole box of batteries for it.

    I have yet to figure him out as well, I know that when I was his age my ex-wife had a body like Leora, there was no end to the action in our household, would have made for some good webcam viewing!  LOL

  2. He's not exactly a Rhodes Scholar.

    You can say that again.... I have a nickname for him... Limpy!

    I have a nickname for you UFC he or she Tranny

    Would you like for me to be a Tranny??? Are you hard up for a date???  I think you are!!!

    No thanks I like Girls !!!!!! and i have enough  they keep me occupied 

    No Dick Nick... Like girls... Oh I doubt that very much.

    Hey UFC if you are girl blond blue  eyes try me you like it

    Hey No Dick Nick, have you figured it out yet that the pictures I am using in my Avatar is not ME?  I mean really do you think that tbg150 is actually the Joker?  Not only do you need to learn English, you need to working on becoming smarter than a tree stump!

  3. Sadly, last night I stumbled across Igor jerking his gherkin, it's an image that I wish I can delete from my brain.    :-[

    you must be sick LOL Caveman are you man or woman and you pay to watch man jerk off I love to see woman masturbate and lesbians

    Actually, I am trying to figure out what you are No Dick Nick!

    Now you look like woman lesbian I like that very much

    Seriously, if you are trying to offend me you really need to work harder than that, your efforts thus far have been pathetic at best!  But i pity you, No Dick Nick, with all the sexual frustrations you must be feeling after popping a hole in your blow up doll, I am sure that we can find for you another inflatable sheep for you somewhere!

  4. They know he's a waste of effort. Besides, after that embarrassing stint, he may not come back. And he had the nerve to call me a loser. OMG !!!

    Agreed, I think that No Dick Nick, bit a little bit more off than he can chew!

  5. He's not exactly a Rhodes Scholar.

    You can say that again.... I have a nickname for him... Limpy!

    I have a nickname for you UFC he or she Tranny

    Would you like for me to be a Tranny??? Are you hard up for a date???  I think you are!!!

    No thanks I like Girls !!!!!! and i have enough  they keep me occupied 

    No Dick Nick... Like girls... Oh I doubt that very much.

  6. Sadly, last night I stumbled across Igor jerking his gherkin, it's an image that I wish I can delete from my brain.    :-[

    you must be sick LOL Caveman are you man or woman and you pay to watch man jerk off I love to see woman masturbate and lesbians

    Actually, I am trying to figure out what you are No Dick Nick!

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