B4 - General Topic 2026 #36 (June)

[Captain Kangaroo]

32 minutes ago, corvette08 said:

You mean soccer? Wtf is snooker?

Snooker is a precision cue sport played on a 6x12 foot rectangular table covered with green baize cloth and six pockets. Using a cue stick, players take turns striking a white cue ball to pot a sequence of 15 red balls and 6 colored balls, scoring points based on each successful shot. [1, 2, 3]

The Equipment & Balls

• White Ball: The cue ball, which is the only ball players are allowed to strike with the cue.
• Red Balls: 15 red balls, each worth 1 point.
• Colored Balls: Six balls with assigned values: Yellow (2), Green (3), Brown (4), Blue (5), Pink (6), and Black (7). [1, 2, 3, 4]

[Brit Guy]

Just now, Tabman said:

Yes. Put on on Gay Als head while you are at it 😄

I love the Tartan army. Empties Boston of beer but dont fight or break stuff. And they have bagpipes. I love bagpipes. 

If any Scot wants to adopt someone, I am available. 

I realise the whole Tartan Army thing is the name for the national team's supporters but anyone and everyone can just be part of it as you say at any time, it's what represents Scottish in a roundabout way. It's kinda like St Paddy's Day ...the whole world joins in for the global mass piss-up where most don't even know the history of St Paddy's Day (sorry Saint Patricks Day) ...for the morality police lurking around).   

[Tabman]

1 minute ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

Snooker is a precision cue sport played on a 6x12 foot rectangular table covered with green baize cloth and six pockets. Using a cue stick, players take turns striking a white cue ball to pot a sequence of 15 red balls and 6 colored balls, scoring points based on each successful shot. [1, 2, 3]

 

The Equipment & Balls

• White Ball: The cue ball, which is the only ball players are allowed to strike with the cue.
• Red Balls: 15 red balls, each worth 1 point.
• Colored Balls: Six balls with assigned values: Yellow (2), Green (3), Brown (4), Blue (5), Pink (6), and Black (7). [1, 2, 3, 4]

Hehe. The equipment and balls. hehe. 

[Captain Kangaroo]

1 minute ago, Tabman said:

Hehe. The equipment and balls. hehe. 

When I read that, I was thinking what an odd way to describe the items used to make up and play the game 🤔🤣

[Captain Kangaroo]

What a couple of idiots!!! Let's drip all over the TILE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!

[Xarvaz]

15 minutes ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

What a couple of idiots!!! Let's drip all over the TILE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!

Yup, the same as those two idiots who got the bathroom floor soaking wet so Eleonora shuffled in later... brainless

[Tabman]

19 minutes ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

What a couple of idiots!!! Let's drip all over the TILE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!

A terrible guest is what she is. Thinks she owns the place. Makes the floor wet. Does not get naked. 

One naked shower, and all shall be forgiven. 

[Captain Kangaroo]

7 minutes ago, Xarvaz said:

Yup, the same as those two idiots who got the bathroom floor soaking wet so Eleonora shuffled in later... brainless

BRAINLESS Is correct 🤯

[Captain Kangaroo]

5 minutes ago, Tabman said:

A terrible guest is what she is. Thinks she owns the place. Makes the floor wet. Does not get naked. 

One naked shower, and all shall be forgiven. 

REPENT YOUR SINS CHILD AND GET NAKED!!! 

[Tabman]

15 minutes ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

REPENT YOUR SINS CHILD AND GET NAKED!!! 

With this guest and the whole Aveline situation, extreme meassures must be taken. I agree that a full exorcism is in order. 

The power of christ, compells you to get naked!

Adding @Brit Guy to the conversation. His british dialect will probably convince the tenants and Svetlana that he is a real priest. Just need to get him some robes and a cross. Should be plenty of those in Barcelona.