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Jonno

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  1. Nadia. The shite that comes out your mouth 🤣
  2. A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination the doctor says, "why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygienic?" The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week."
  3. Don't have a wife... Not that stupid. 🤣. Girlfriend on the other hand is always "well" ridden. Very few get that. 😂 Draw a picture for anyone confused. 🤡
  4. Well the condom and lube is ready. Any day now. 🤣
  5. What a sight that would be. 🤣
  6. Miss Dear Diary away again. 🤣
  7. Who's the little weasel. 🤣
  8. Thanks. Much appreciated 🤣
  9. The sex pest Been visiting 😂
  10. Yes supposedly. We all know that means shit. 🤣
  11. We are on our way. 🤣
  12. Happy as a
  13. That's hot. Wetter the better. Nothing sexier than a woman in sexy lingerie.
  14. @JeannieP. Which would you like to see Leora wearing? 🤔🤣
  15. Come on Tonya. Get your knickers off. 🤣
  16. Went to casualty yesterday and said to the nurse, "I've been stung by a wasp, have you got anything for it?" "Whereabouts is it?", she asked. I said, "I Don't know, could be miles away by now."
  17. One will at least be going back listening for a name, or checking SM to find out. 🤣
  18. Any chance of getting her number 🤣
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