Maybe we could do a sort of Debbie does Dallas type thing while we are waiting for Stepan to try and get it up.
Along the lines of using a car name that has close to or the same name as a city/town/ or just a place 8)
I would like to start off with "Maya does Dodge Ram" as in Dodge city.
I know it's a bit childish but I think Maya the beautiful and sexy girl that she is has more chance of doing all the cars in the world than getting Stepan horny enough to do him, is he a Gay or has he taken a vow of celibacy :-[?