I heard they were working on a dildo for her in the likeness of Paul while he's away. They are calling it "The Gonzo". Named after the Muppet character Gonzo. Word is once you've tried it our hooked! (For our foreign friends google 'gonzo muppet'.)
Mouse is a cheep Russian knockoff Microslovft model R333. Only works on flat surfaces and emits low level radiation thats know to cause male users to prematurely ejaculate in under 3 minutes.