Dear Stefan,
I've been dating this chick for five years, sex life is great but she don't put out like ur chick. I went out and found another on the side and this chick is insane in the sack, problem is she won't let me put it in her butt.. what should I do? Should I try sticking it in her nose? Or even her ear? Will that get me the access I so desperately seek?
Please help..
Sincerely,
Access denied
Giggle... its funny ;) :p