But where is the english ? I don't get it. You write it in English in Googe trad. and you get another spanish version of what you wanted to say ?
I can try it to put it in italian, for the fun : Sappiamo da dove viene i gene di Heidi. Sua made é molto attrativa malgrado no sia un adolescente.. and so on.
You just say that you would like to fuck the mother too...
For the Catalan, it doesn't look very different from spanish. Anyway, when I go to Barcelona I speak italian and they undestand me very well and I understand them too.