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  1. Maybe Pope Leo is in town, and she’s keeping him company.
  2. Minutes from the Organ Meeting All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge... "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because Im responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
  3. It's not listed since there is no return of that apartment.
  4. She’s out on a top-secret mission to get laid.
  5. 1 pound is all she can lift.
  6. Trump craps his drawers and has a dementia bout all in one day for everyone to see.
  7. Great singer and performer, I think she might be retiring soon.
  8. These two are hilarious.
  9. He'll be limp for a while then.
  10. Not on RLC properties, since all tenants live rent-free. Once a tenant is marked as having left the project, they can now return to their homeland rather than hanging around like snot on a screen door.
  11. They all share the same flaw—letting the wrong head do the thinking.
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