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  1. upyourass
    You mean like your T-bone, T-virus, etc etc ? 😝
  2. upyourass
    Wrong, Linda is the one who subtly creates a distance. He prefers to have sex every day, but she knows how to kill it because she just doesn't feel like it. We like to see a horny woman and that is what she gives us, not because she wants to.
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  4. upyourass
    pretty close ! 😅
  5. upyourass
    Quote from my wife: "why buy expensive lingerie if you only have it on for 5 minutes" ........................damn that is so true ! 😈
  6. upyourass
    What did she do ??? water the plants?
  7. upyourass
    I saw Linda with the Mutt on her lap, shot by T-blubber and a pregnant couple photoshoot, shot by Linda. what did i miss ?
  8. upyourass
    I know, but "it" will show up from time to time and then Alberto has to look at it 😅
  9. upyourass
    Both still in bed ?
  10. upyourass
    Hopefully without being disrespectful, but OMG !
  11. upyourass
    And then what? she wil not doing anything about it. 😝
  12. upyourass
    They are not allowed to keep pets (permanent) in those apartments.
  13. upyourass
    If T ever gets bold he will start to look like Uncle Fester with those dark circles beneath his eyes, the man is still not well after 14 days.
  14. upyourass
    Had to google "orifice", but you are right....I laughed so hard I did shit my pants. 😂
  15. upyourass
    C'mon man, that "pole dancing" looked like Tinky Winky trying to breakdance 😉
  16. upyourass
    BS story as always, don't you have a real hobby Jugg? stamp collecting maybe? 😂
  17. upyourass
    So true mate..."give". She is not receiving and In fact, it seems she doesn't want it anymore (from T bone anyway). Sometimes I think this marriage is already over without them realizing it. They surely not behaving as a normal married couple.
  18. upyourass
    The hobbit sure does not look like a "Jade".
  19. upyourass
    If you like watching sick ppl....have fun 😉
  20. upyourass
    You must be my age to notice that 😝
  21. upyourass
    They are not allowed to have (permanent) pets in the apartment.
  22. upyourass
    To me ??? instead of Linda (read Kitty) ? .....................wow...that's a first ! well...I AM a funny guy ya know.
  23. upyourass
    T-Bone still sick after 10 days, lying in bed until 13:30. You cannot be (as you say yourself) an Actor😝, a rapper, breakdancer, youth worker, filmmaker, photographer, image processor. A day has only 24 hours and then winter hasn't even really started yet. Grow up man, make some choices, and keep your woman healthy....we need her at least 😉
  24. upyourass
    So true, but that is not a skill 😉
  25. upyourass
    Great, any other skills you noticed ? 😈
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