A man and a beautiful woman were dining by candlelight in an upscale restaurant. Suddenly the waiter noticed that the man was slowly slipping under the table. The woman didn't seem to notice that her companion was gone. "I'm sorry, ma'am," said the waiter, "but I think your husband is under the table." - No it's not - said the woman, looking calmly at the waiter - My husband just entered the restaurant.