My lords, I am the water
That washes your face, that washes your eyes
That washes the pussy and the crevices
That washes the turnip and watercress
Who washes his cock and balls
Who washes the ladies and what is vacant
Well, wash your breasts and where do I shit?
Gentlemen, here is the water
That waters the parsley and the radish
Who washes the tongue of those who make a joke
That washes the chibo, even the scrape
Removes the smell of bad cod
What the man drinks, what the dog drinks
Who washes the cunt and the cockle
Gentlemen, here is the water
That washes the eyes and the grills
Who washes the pussy and the cloths
That washes the blood of great fights
That washes serious people and washes whores
Turn off the fire and the noise
And it washes the gills like hell
Gentlemen, here is the water
Who waters roses and basil
Who washes the bidet, who washes chamber pots
Removes bad smells from pockets
Give the freshmen a drink
Wash the trunk of any puppet and
Wash your mouth after a blowjob
My lords, I am the water