dave moore

On 6/19/2019 at 3:54 PM, SPYING 1 said:

nothing wrong with a good girl having a naughty side.

On 6/19/2019 at 2:53 AM, SPYING 1 said:

I know what I bring to the table

so trust me when I say I'm not afraid to drink alone.

On 6/18/2019 at 1:00 PM, SPYING 1 said:

I'm smiling because you're my sister,

I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it!

On 6/20/2019 at 12:54 PM, SPYING 1 said:

I don't need the last laugh...

I've been laughing at your DUMB SCOUSER ARSE the entire time! 😅😅

On 6/20/2019 at 9:52 PM, SPYING 1 said:

my neighbours were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room

that I started cleaning my room.

On 6/21/2019 at 1:25 AM, SPYING 1 said:

whoever is humming that JAWS theme is gonna get slapped.

On 6/20/2019 at 7:57 PM, SPYING 1 said:

YES MY THIGHS TOUCH, BUT I LIKE TO THINK THEYRE GOSSIPING 

ON HOW GREAT MY BUTT LOOKS.

On 6/21/2019 at 8:17 PM, SPYING 1 said:

EAT HAIRY PUSSY ? girl that's like eating sushi of a barber shop floor.

On 6/21/2019 at 5:28 PM, SPYING 1 said:

I'm moving forward in life, 

only way I'm looking back is if its my ass in the mirror.

On 6/18/2019 at 11:23 PM, SPYING 1 said:

Portuguese idiom - AGUA PELA BARBA

translation - WATER IN THE BEARD

meaning - SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES A LOT OF WORK.

On 6/20/2019 at 12:30 PM, SPYING 1 said:

I DONT SEE A PROBLEM WITH BANGING MY SISTER

ADAM AND EVES KIDS HAD TO BANG TO POPULATE THE WORLD.

On 6/20/2019 at 6:58 PM, SPYING 1 said:

LAD- WHAT DOES YOUR VAGINA LOOK LIKE

GIRL- WELL LAD,BEFORE WE HAVE SEX, A VAGINA LOOKS LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ROSE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN...

DELICATE, SWEET, AND A TRUE EXAMPLE OF NATURES ART WORK.

LAD- WHAT ABOUT AFTER SEX?

GIRL- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BULLDOG EATING MAYONNAISE?

8 hours ago, SPYING 1 said:

IF IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN KEEP ON LICKIN,

IF IT TASTES LIKE TROUT...GET THE FUCK OUT.

On 6/20/2019 at 1:03 PM, SPYING 1 said:

if muff diving was an Olympic sporting event,

you would be looking at a gold medalist right here.

On 6/20/2019 at 5:34 PM, SPYING 1 said:

I'm old enough to know better,

but young enough to do It anyway.

On 6/19/2019 at 10:44 PM, SPYING 1 said:

pussy flashing is for women who are at the most interesting point of the evening,

when they take off their knickers when they think no one is looking.

On 6/20/2019 at 12:28 AM, SPYING 1 said:

there she is,another selfie with the same facial expression, pose and head tilt,

just a different top this time..nice,

can't wait for the next one .😯

On 6/19/2019 at 2:02 PM, SPYING 1 said:

girls are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty,

and sometimes attract pests.

On 6/20/2019 at 12:27 AM, SPYING 1 said:

I love you with all my butt, I would heart but my butt is bigger .

On 6/19/2019 at 2:47 PM, SPYING 1 said:

She's waiting for you😁

HI MY ..STALKER

IM STILL FABULOUS , THANKS FOR CHECKING UP ON ME.

On 6/19/2019 at 1:59 PM, SPYING 1 said:

like a butterfly that is drawn to beauty and scent of her flower,

a positive attitude will draw people towards you.

On 6/18/2019 at 11:22 PM, SPYING 1 said:

MY MATE IS FUCKING TWINS

my mate is fucking twins who both like it up the arse

I asked how he tells them apart? "that's easy" he said 

" Sally's got massive tits and a nice bald pussy.

Derek has stubble and big hairy bollocks".

On 6/18/2019 at 12:28 PM, SPYING 1 said:

if you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere..

On 6/18/2019 at 12:25 PM, SPYING 1 said:

girl - fuck me, I blew a tranny last night.

which means something totally different to a mechanic.

On 6/18/2019 at 12:40 PM, SPYING 1 said:

girl is saying

shut up nobhead I wear heels bigger than your dick.