dave moore

nothing wrong with a good girl having a naughty side.

I know what I bring to the table so trust me when I say I'm not afraid to drink alone.

I'm smiling because you're my sister, I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it!

I don't need the last laugh... I've been laughing at your DUMB SCOUSER ARSE the entire time! 😅😅

my neighbours were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that I started cleaning my room.

whoever is humming that JAWS theme is gonna get slapped.

YES MY THIGHS TOUCH, BUT I LIKE TO THINK THEYRE GOSSIPING ON HOW GREAT MY BUTT LOOKS.

EAT HAIRY PUSSY ? girl that's like eating sushi of a barber shop floor.

I'm moving forward in life, only way I'm looking back is if its my ass in the mirror.

Portuguese idiom - AGUA PELA BARBA translation - WATER IN THE BEARD meaning - SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES A LOT OF WORK.

I DONT SEE A PROBLEM WITH BANGING MY SISTER ADAM AND EVES KIDS HAD TO BANG TO POPULATE THE WORLD.

LAD- WHAT DOES YOUR VAGINA LOOK LIKE GIRL- WELL LAD,BEFORE WE HAVE SEX, A VAGINA LOOKS LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ROSE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN... DELICATE, SWEET, AND A TRUE EXAMPLE OF NATURES ART WORK. LAD- WHAT ABOUT AFTER SEX? GIRL- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BULLDOG EATING MAYONNAISE?

IF IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN KEEP ON LICKIN, IF IT TASTES LIKE TROUT...GET THE FUCK OUT.

if muff diving was an Olympic sporting event, you would be looking at a gold medalist right here.

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do It anyway.

pussy flashing is for women who are at the most interesting point of the evening, when they take off their knickers when they think no one is looking.

there she is,another selfie with the same facial expression, pose and head tilt, just a different top this time..nice, can't wait for the next one .😯

girls are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.

I love you with all my butt, I would heart but my butt is bigger .

HI MY ..STALKER IM STILL FABULOUS , THANKS FOR CHECKING UP ON ME.

like a butterfly that is drawn to beauty and scent of her flower, a positive attitude will draw people towards you.

MY MATE IS FUCKING TWINS my mate is fucking twins who both like it up the arse I asked how he tells them apart? "that's easy" he said " Sally's got massive tits and a nice bald pussy. Derek has stubble and big hairy bollocks".

if you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere..

girl - fuck me, I blew a tranny last night. which means something totally different to a mechanic.

girl is saying shut up nobhead I wear heels bigger than your dick.