pifflebunk

59 minutes ago, darkman said:

I live in Spain (Barcelona), no one that I personally know has died of covid or a person close to me, they have told me, they told me, the acquaintance of an acquaintance, etc etc, like me many people, you go paying attention to what the media bought by the elites say. 

Sigh, I was not being literal, (with the term 'covid infested country') merely exaggerating for comedic effect, (well so i thought or hoped 🙂  ) Sadly the cultural differences between our sense of humour and what I hoped was an amusing phrase obviously did not work. The bad is mine. 🙂  

30 minutes ago, yelt said:

That's pretty good..Now that is the best information , theory provided since they the girls left.  Did you get the information through a conversation between Alberto and Martina? You mentioned "mother-in-law", are you insinuating Alberto and Martina are married?

No, sorry, did not mean to insinuate that they were married, was just using the term 'mother-in-law' in a generic way, as in the mother of his girlfriend. 🙂 .

Sadly I don't speak spanish, was just going on all the infomation that has been hypthosised over.  Then put myself in their place. If I was Alberto I would happly choose to have a relaxing weekend at home with my 2 dogs than go visiting my girlfriends relatives hundreds of km away across a covid infested country. 🙂  Esp if I knew she was going with a friend to keep her company. 🙂 

Linda appears to have taken up so form of demented virtual bell ringing! WTF 🙂 

1 hour ago, nagachilli2 said:

I think it'll be the latter, tbh...I don't think Martina and Nelly were going to her mams with intention of spilling the beans regarding their relationship...I think Nelly was just being introduced as a friend...

I think Nelly went with her because Alberto had to stay behind to look after the two dogs. (One is too old to travel far and the other one is to lively).  Pretty sure that will be the reason she gives or has given.

Lets face it what bloke would not jump at the chance to avoid going to visit the mother-in-laws.:) 

8 hours ago, Scottish Republic said:

** An interesting question, one that could fill a full thread.  I think that some/most men wouldn't be too distressed by a wife/girlfriend 'having it off' with another female; but if their female partner was 'having it off' with a male, they would be devastated!  It just doesn't seem so troubling if she's being 'silly' with a female - but if it was male, that's a 'no no'.  Of course, some men get off on these girl-girl scenarios for 'kinky' reasons. 😯

 

As someone once said to me "I don't know what I want in a woman, but I know what I don't want and that is some other blokes cock inside her"  🙂  

2 minutes ago, EMMETT111 said:

at least they play strip beer pong 

though people dressed down for darts, as its easier to get the vomitt  out after some drunk twat throws up over you after one shandy too many 🙂 

40 minutes ago, EMMETT111 said:

anyone else actually have a clue what is going on its 9 pm we have a bunch of dressed up girls just hanging out not much drinking going on 

just dressing up to keep the punters a watching, 🙂 

34 minutes ago, mspanker said:

Would be funny, more so if he turned up with a girl, even better one that hasnt been on RLC.

Then all over her like a cheap suit, winking at the Cams...I would track him down and buy him a beer.

and also a numbing cream for his dick, so he lasts a bit longer! 🙂 

25 minutes ago, Miraguy said:

I wonder how far the girls have to travel to get to their destination? How do you travel with the covid restrictions in place?

Hope this helps, copied from the https://www.barcelona.cat/covid19/en/measures-combat-covid-19-barcelona   

Neither entering nor leaving Catalonia is permitted, except for justifiable reasons.

Travel to other counties is allowed only within household bubbles, which must be justified with the self-responsible travel certificate. You can download here the certificate on lineOpen in a new window or for printingObre en una finestra nova. Open in a new window [PDF].The county lockdown still applies in all other cases. The Barcelonès County area covers Barcelona, Hospitalet de Llobregat, Santa Coloma de Gramanet, Badalona, and Sant Adrià del Besòs.

You can prove you belong to a household bubble with a document confirming you live at the same address, such as your national ID (DNI) or a cohabitation certificate from the Barcelona Municipal Register of Residents. If you have an electronic certificate or mobile IdCAT, you can obtain your cohabitation certificate directly from hereOpen in a new window (Spanish). You can also request it by calling free-phone 010 or visiting a Citizen Help and Information Office in person (by prior appointmentOpen in a new window [Spanish]).

Anyone who has to travel for reasons of force majeure must take along a self-responsible travel certificate. You can download here the certificate on lineOpen in a new window or for printingObre en una finestra nova. Open in a new window [PDF].

Travel for work purposes is only permitted where teleworking is not possible.

Easter Period: from 26 March to 9 April The closure of all regional community borders will continue, as will night-time curfews and the restrictions to gatherings of groups of people in public and private spaces.

3 minutes ago, pifflebunk said:

Ok i spoke to soon, he made himself something to eat, guessing the ladies 'ate out'!  if you get my meaning. haha 

Ok i take it all back, he made food for himself, and left them make their own dinner, what an asshole! 🙂 

1 minute ago, pifflebunk said:

Alberto being a great host, he spent the day cleaning as he knew that the has a guest visiting and by the look of it staying overnight, he is now making them all dinner. and he will probably sleep on the sofa so their guest can sleep with his girlfriend, presumably incase she need a good fingering before going to sleep. 🙂 

Ok i spoke to soon, he made himself something to eat, guessing the ladies 'ate out'!  if you get my meaning. haha 

4 minutes ago, sills said:

va t il y avoir que des gagnants à cette soirée 😅😅

 

Alberto being a great host, he spent the day cleaning as he knew that the has a guest visiting and by the look of it staying overnight, he is now making them all dinner. and he will probably sleep on the sofa so their guest can sleep with his girlfriend, presumably incase she need a good fingering before going to sleep. 🙂 

2 hours ago, Matzing said:

Hallo

Dantez beschwerte sich bei ihr, das  sie  ihre ganzen Sachen umherliegen lässt, und das sie fast jede Nacht unterwegs ist.

Es sei so nicht abgesprochen gewesen. Er möchte nicht wissen was sie die ganze Nacht treibt. Sie sagte das entscheidet,sie alleine was  

sie macht und tut. Er überlegt auszusteigen,und alles zu beenden. Schauen wir weiter , wie es ausgeht !!!

Immer schön neugierig bleiben.

Einen schönen Abend wünscht Matzing

Thank you for the translation, so much for me thinking she was going to 'her place of work' then at nights 🙂 

1 hour ago, Peterandpaul said:

You probably fell asleep because you were drunk. Alcohol increases the desire but hinders the performance. Don’t be sad, .... happens.

I don't drink alcohol,I presume you were talking from personal experience regarding it increasing desire and hindering performance, so I shall take your word on it, and make doubly sure I lay off the booze. 🙂    

21 minutes ago, valdemar said:

Martina looks good in those shorts!

Damn right, 21.40 spain time, does not look like she is going anywhere tonight. She looked far hotter before she lost some weight. She doed not eat much, possibly why she is smoking more.?

The way she looks at Alberto and caresses him in an affectionate way, she looks very much in love to me. 

As an aside, the recording of her and Nelly was uploaded to hosting site at some point, It looked fake as fook to me.

I was under the impression that the female genitals were a sensitive zone and kneading it like you were making bread was a bad thing! 🙂  I guess it looks good on camera, as was the way one or the other would move their hair out of the way so the camera could see what they were doing and of course who has not left a comfy bed to roll around on a manky hard floor to make love!. 

Conveniently on that particular piece of flooring the camera is the pretty far away on the other side of the room. They were passionate some said!, they were over acting like mad I say. 🙂  They were so 'passionate' I fell asleep some ten min after they started rolling around on the floor, so full disclosure I missed a fair bit, I will see if i'm really bored one day to watch the rest. 🙂    

What we need is a lesbians point of view, they would be able to tell if it was acting or passion before you could say rug muncher. 🙂 

23 minutes ago, scoutouyoufe said:

If she and left with condoms it becomes suspicious there is a chance that she will take precautions in case of flirtation outside I see no other explanation

 

If she and left with condoms it becomes suspicious there is a chance that she will take precautions in case of flirtation outside I see no other explanation

Or she is just meeting up with him later on and they staying with friends. 🙂   Time may tell. Esp if one of them comes home alone.

Where is the dog? if he has been left home alone  presumably one will come back or he will have pee'd and pooped in the apartment. 

1 hour ago, nagachilli2 said:

,,,and they say romance is dead 

Alas that was a long time ago, when I was dumb, young and full of errr, enthusiasm 🙂 . 

17 minutes ago, neil_r549 said:

Your so right..withut being racist, anti gay or anti disablitiy, if you are a person of colour, one legged lesbian chances are you'll be ok with the bbc. No offense intended 🤨

None taken, you nailed it, you have to be in one one of their tick boxes to work for them. I'm deffo not anti disabled, I went out with a chick once who had lost both her legs from just above her knees, (life sucks at times) 😞 anyway we can back from clubbing, gagging for it i chucked her onto the bonnet of the car, shagged there, great stuff, anyway in the morning i see that there was 2 marks where the paint had worn down to the primer from the movement of the prosthetic legs, haha. Worth it though.

Missed her, I see the LessBo show she did with Martina is up on a certain website that rhymes with errr  "pot topes" 🙂  all 58.37 min of it. not watched it, going to walk the pooches before it rains first. 🙂   

You are so right, but can you imagine the outcry in the UK if the beeb put some skimpy clad wench to report on the weather.  In this PC gone mad country there would be less of a outcry if they murdered kids on air live. LOL 

Great errr documentary, on weather girls 🙂  From the legend that is Ozzie Man. 🙂 

They had a big clean up in the kitchen and lounge today as well, hope they are not packing up and moving out. Must admit that was my first thought,  hope I'm wrong.

13 hours ago, Scottish Republic said:

Bogroll ... [now, there was no necessity in using that name - me bad 😯].  Bogdan, just like Alberto, seems to be doing a lot of cleaning in the kitchen these days.  

While watching Bogdan, I noticed the return of the phantom, the mysterious cat that, once in a blue moon, appears at B4. 🐈 I don't think this cat is an 'official' pet at the villa.  I reckon it's a stray/feral that pops in to be fed and watered.  Now you see it, now you don't.  I don't know if B4 is a suitable environment for animals - I hope it doesn't partake in any of the 'activities' there, if you get my drift 😯 .                                                                                                                                                                                          

Is Bogdan blind to the presence of cats?  Not once did he stroke the pussy (so to speak) or acknowledge its presence.  Alternatively, the cat has the power of invisibility 🤨 .

Totally different to Nelly, she spotted the cat, the other morning, smiled, went to get it water, then gave it some food, piece of ham or such like. Good on her. 🙂 

Mirukawa having breakfast topless on the sofa. 06.00 her time.

Now pounding her in the ass...(with his dick) 🙂