Jump to content

Nora's Big Gig today


Guest Chatterbox

Recommended Posts

Guest Squirrel

I am naturist, like many in my family.

I wear nothing when I am at home. My husband likes it that way. He says smooth as milk is delicious for the tongue.

Goodbye mister Rat! Don't be roadkill on highway.

Regarding the "I am naturist...wear nothing..." Why the fuck didn't you teach your daughter to do the same! One of the finest of God's beautiful creations is going to waste, cloaked in dowdy house clothes.

Regarding roadkill: All us flying squirrels took the hint from you Russians, and installed dash cams. It protects us from lawsuits filed by all these crazy birds who insist on flying with one wing in the air and the other holding their goddamn cell phone.

While we're on the subject of Rodents, I do have a gerbil friend who's interested in meeting you...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...