Nick Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantically calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and he's dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!” She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control, retired Marine fighter pilot, and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.” She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama.” "O.K." says the voice on the radio...."Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven.... ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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