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While we all know they love their little doggy very much and want to be with him all of the time how do they put up with it burrowing its way under the bed clothes while they are getting it on.

Can't think of anything else that would put me off my stroke more that a cold wet nose being stuck up my ass while I was on the job.

Makes damned irritating watching too....

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While we all know they love their little doggy very much and want to be with him all of the time how do they put up with it burrowing its way under the bed clothes while they are getting it on.

Can't think of anything else that would put me off my stroke more that a cold wet nose being stuck up my ass while I was on the job.

Makes damned irritating watching too....

My wife says the exact same thing of me when I'm sniffing around her in bed. "Get your nose out of there ya dirty....." and then its "And if you think you're sticking anything up there you can think again."

*Sigh*

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Must have been some thing I said...

They locked the dog out of the bedroom while they were getting it on today!

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Must have been some thing I said...

They locked the dog out of the bedroom while they were getting it on today!

Yes they loged on just before and said let see what observer1 has to say today..Really?

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I guess you don't get sarcasm......

(or irony or well anything really....)

I'm guessing you don't either huh? jk

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I dated a girl many years ago that would say not in front of the children so she would put the dog outside.  All her dogs where children to her she would talk to them like they were human.

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I dated a girl many years ago that would say not in front of the children so she would put the dog outside.  All her dogs where children to her she would talk to them like they were human.

Yup, thats exactly how my wife treats me, like a 5 year old. But she treats me like a 5 year old dog.

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While we all know they love their little doggy very much and want to be with him all of the time how do they put up with it burrowing its way under the bed clothes while they are getting it on.

Can't think of anything else that would put me off my stroke more that a cold wet nose being stuck up my ass while I was on the job.

Makes damned irritating watching too....

You can't be a dog owner.

My wife says the exact same thing of me when I'm sniffing around her in bed. "Get your nose out of there ya dirty....." and then its "And if you think you're sticking anything up there you can think again."

*Sigh*

Mine tells me deeper.

Must have been some thing I said...

They locked the dog out of the bedroom while they were getting it on today!

Yes they loged on just before and said let see what observer1 has to say today..Really?

Good one. 2-'s for you for that one.

I dated a girl many years ago that would say not in front of the children so she would put the dog outside.  All her dogs where children to her she would talk to them like they were human.

Mine does that too.

Yup, thats exactly how my wife treats me, like a 5 year old. But she treats me like a 5 year old dog.

That's 35 in human years. Mine wouldn't go down at 35. Oh, how I long for the good days

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They've made a really nice home for their little puppy. Its nice to see how much they care for him.

Brings out the sweet side in both of them. & the puppy is just the cutest running and jumping around

Bet Leora looks pretty damn hot when she takes him for a walk.

Sure she is the local town DOILF  :D

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